Two conversations this week.

Conversation between mother, Babba, & her 2 and a half yr old
daughter, Mini.

Mini had been watching “Noddy” on the TV, who had met his
friend Tessie Bear, who was prettily dressed in a hat, a dress and shoes.
M: Babba, bears don’t wear dresses, do they?
B: “No, they don’t Mini.”
M: “Babba, bears don’t wear shoes, do they?”
B: “No, they don’t Mini.”
M: “Do bears wear hats?”
B: “No, they don’t Mini.”
M: “Well, actually they do, Babba.”

Another conversation between a couple of elderly friends
this week, one of whom is either a bit dotty or can’t hear very
well (she’s aged 99).

“How’s Stan?”
“Oh, he’s just died.”
“Well, give him my regards when you see him.”