Monday, March 30, 2009

Recycled joke for you

I don't usually send people jokes, but I received this one
today from a friend, which I think is brilliant.

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows:

'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree.

She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just
want to know if her condition has deteriorated, stabilised
or improved?'

'Do you know which ward she is in?'

'Yes, ward P, room 2B'

'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'

'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'

'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs
Tiptree, I was wondering if her condition had deteriorated,
stabilised or improved?'

'I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs
Tiptree's condition has improved. She has regained her
appetite, her temperature has steadied and after some
routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go
home tomorrow.'

'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever
so much!'

'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'

'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. They tell you f**k all
in here.'


Blogger Dumdad said...

Ho, ho!

3:56 PM  
Blogger Kimber said...

FUNNY! Definitely worth recycling.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Kevin 'In Salford' said...

Cracked up! Very good!

Strange how some of the best jokes often have that very slight element of truth in them?

7:43 PM  
Blogger justin said...

Hi everyone ~ yes, I thought it was a good 'un.

10:45 PM  

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