Bad news about Santa

Yes, I'm sorry to tell you that Santa might not get
his presents to your family on time this Xmas.

It's yet more doom and gloom ...

In case you're wondering what gone wrong ...

(Nope ~ the reindeer are in fine fettle, I'm pleased
to say).

It's just that chimneys have been declared unsafe for
Santa to come down.

The ban has been imposed by Elf and Safety.

(This is a recycled Xmas cracker joke ~ sorry!)