French kisssing

Carrying on from yesterday's theme, as regards what's acceptable
behaviour in public, how do you feel when you see a couple French
kissing say in a shopping centre, or a couple kissing when lying
down in a park?

During my short time at Guildford Tech back in the 60s, when I was
doing Zoology A level again (to improve my grade), I witnessed a
couple of fellow students having a good snog, just outside the
classroom door. They seemed to be totally engrossed in what they
were doing, almost making a meal of it.

I rather fancied the girl, though not the lad, who was even more
weedy than I was. He must have had a lot of charm and a better way
with women than me. I've always been socially inept, as regards
getting any conversation going with new people ... so I was never
any good at chatting up girls.

I went into the classroom, followed straightaway by the Biology
teacher, who was an assertive spinster in her late 50s. Shortly
after she started the lesson, in walked the couple looking rather
embarrassed.

The teacher said in an loud and angry voice ....
"THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING!"

I sometimes think about a scene in "Red Dwarf", when Lister (played
by Craig Charles) was kissing a beautiful alien woman. The scene
then flashed to another showing that he was in fact snogging a giant
bug. Very funny.